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it's been a while, but finally, i have a new, awesome candidate for boyfriendhood! [May. 21st, 2006|03:04 pm]
hey, new boyfriend!

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Subject: hey
Body: want to see me go streakin or skinni dippin somewhere?
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2005|12:53 am]
hey, new boyfriend!

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best friend request i've gotten on myspace all year!
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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2005|02:47 am]
hey, new boyfriend!

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just when i thought i'd never find a good new boyfriend...


http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12860584282265201886




don't hate on my man, those tooth holes are HOT.
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2005|08:59 pm]
hey, new boyfriend!

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dear guy in jfk surfing on powerbook while talking on cellphone while eating airport sushi and drinking odwalla,
stop staring at me!
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...the Fossil Record Update. [Jun. 30th, 2005|11:54 pm]
hey, new boyfriend!

mr_mxyzptlk
[mood |shockedshocked]
[music |"Old Time Rock n Roll"]




Scoping out the Ladies from his soft chair at the Assisted Living home is serious business with this guy and he wants to let the ladies out there know...

"I may not be as wealthy as that guy Anna Nicole killed in his sleep, but I'm just as OLD! ...and I like big knockers"

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(no subject) [Jun. 7th, 2005|06:56 pm]
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saturdaypanic
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This is my friend Brakeman and he should totally be your new boyfriend because he rocks!

*pimp*pimp*pimp*
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Take a Guess... [May. 12th, 2005|11:02 pm]
hey, new boyfriend!

mr_mxyzptlk

Is He a She or Is She a He?
Is He a She or Is She a He?

Well, this could be the lost child of Iggy Pop? Maybe one of the Stooges? A Bad Photo is a Bad Photo no matter how you look at it or Explain it.

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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2005|08:42 pm]
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dgt2
My new boyfriend just totally stabbed me in the chest!!!!
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HELLO FROM SUNNY [Apr. 29th, 2005|11:57 pm]
hey, new boyfriend!

mr_mxyzptlk
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Good morning. My name is Sunny. I am a 28 year old female. I attend college in upstate NY. My home is in NJ. I am currently doing my B.S. in Liberal Arts with a Concentration in Spanish and Criminal Justice. I saw your profile on the OkCupid.com website. I did not see your pic, just the frame box so don't assume that I saw your pic already. I didn't write to you for your pic, I wrote to you to say Hi and possibly talk more. Anyways, you sounded nice so I thought I'd write more about me to you.
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(no subject) [Apr. 28th, 2005|11:03 pm]
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!


brian has just phoned from vertex to confirm that dough's "girlfriend" katie does, in fact, possess an adam's apple.




that is all.


edit:
that is not all. i just got another message from brian stating that one of "katie"'s friends confirmed that "she is a dude in a transitional period."



ok, that is all.
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